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Joke of the Day

"So Aliens Arrive ""Earth has a species with advanced warfare, they seem intelligent."" ""No, they have it aimed at themselves."""

"Priest, pedophile and rapist enters a bar... Then he sits down and orders a drink."

"Why Did Barbie Never Get Pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"A couple go to sex therapist Forget a spacebar and have a horrible time"

"Maybe I have a bunny in my pants, maybe that's why I'm putting this salad in my pockets, you don't know me."

"When a cop pulls you over for a DUI at 2am on Friday night & tells you to walk the line-it's never good to start singing Johnny Cash songs."

"I robbed a bank dressed as a frog the other day It was the first time I Kermit-ed a crime"

"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones."

"I'm going to wait until lots of ppl get tattoos of my characters, then suddenly make my comic really racist and horrible"

"Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts."