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Joke of the Day
"A couple go to sex therapist Forget a spacebar and have a horrible time"
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"Tell your female friends that they can get 100 tampons for a dollar... No strings attached. For a limited period only."
"It's been the ""longest week ever"" for Janet on facebook, a woman that I know for a fact works 40 hours has been on facebook for 37 of them"
"I've watched the same porno movie 126 times. I'm trying to see how it ends."
"What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."
"Think I nailed my job interview today because I wore a graduation cap to make it look like I graduated high school"
"What does no one want but will always take Refugees"
"What do you call a white slave? Whipped cream."
"I walked up to a girl and said, ""Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums."" ""Erm...what?"" she asked. I said, ""I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."""
"What did the dash say when he failed his exam? ""I underscored."""