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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to wait until lots of ppl get tattoos of my characters, then suddenly make my comic really racist and horrible"

"So it's the first of October. I wonder if anyone remembered to wake Green Day up?"

"A joke about Chinese censo...mods [removed] [no-explanation] [wewillfindyou]"

"Why Asians are good at everything? Because they're Asians, not Bsians"

"""I didn't go to grad school to assemble agenda folios for the quarterly board meeting"" I think as I drizzle Dawn into the CEO's coffee pot."

"My dentist says to clean between your teeth after every meal. That's his flossophy."

"How is eating a girl out like being a member of the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit!"

"What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of? The X men!"

"Vegetarians live up to nine years longer. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years."

"I hate it when homeless people shake their change cups at me. I get it, you have more money than me. No need to be a dick about it."