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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to wait until lots of ppl get tattoos of my characters, then suddenly make my comic really racist and horrible"

"I hate all those hooker jokes. I know there are a lot of them out there, but they all suck!"

"Overheard at the coffee shop: 'i think that guy is listening to our conversation'"

"What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!"

"What's a neckbeard's favorite color? M'genta"

"Why are Jews so bad at baseball? They always get out on the third reich"

"*UFO attacks* Govt: It's a weather balloon. *UFO destroys Eiffel Tower* Govt: Weather balloon. *UFO conquers Earth* Govt: Weather balloon."

"Just introduced my teen daughter to Monty Python, thus completing my duties as a father. I will now retire to Florida and await grandkids."

"My mom asked if my kids are driving me to drink with the snow days. Told her I've been drinking at home, stupid kids can't reach the pedals."

"How did the Jewish man take advantage of the wasted girl at the bar? He had her pay his tab!"