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Joke of the Day
"Why Did Barbie Never Get Pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."
Next Joke
"According to all these ""note to self"" sticky notes I am a very forgetful person also I have no idea what these notes mean"
"Was gonna buy a new car but got my groceries for the week at Whole Foods instead"
"Peanut Butter Joke Do you pee nut butter?"
"I'm getting my wife's name tattooed on my penis So I can keep beating her long after she's gone (I'm so sorry)"
"The number 13579 walks into a bar... barman says ""sorry, can't serve you, you're too odd"""
"Instead of yelling at jerk who cuts u off in traffic just chuck a realistic rubber snake in their window & yell ""have at him Damian!"""
"Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."
"What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball? *makes choking sounds*"
"Did you hear about the guy who ate his trousers? He pooped his pants!"