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Joke of the Day

"There was once this starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter is plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."

"The number of lies told by men would decrease significantly if women stopped asking questions"

"My iPhone auto-corrected ""wish you were here"" to ""wish you were beer"" and I sent it anyways."

"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care."

"What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use? Tresemme 21"

"The inventor of distorted mirrors has passed away. His funeral will be held in asymmetry."

"I just watched the girl next to me google ""lack toast and tolerant symptoms"" Symptoms: you have no toast but it's totally tolerable."

"What's the worst thing about kidnapping and raping a young child to death in a dark alley? Getting blood all over your clown suit"

"What does a Chinese gay man have for dinner? Goo of Sum Yung Gai"

"3 jews walk into a bar..... named Gas Chamber."