186992

Joke of the Day

"No thanks officer. I don't even give strange men my phone number, and you're asking for my license and registration."

"Did Pinocchio catch fire when he masturbated?"

"I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it."

"How do trees get onto the internet they log in"

"With everything going on at reddit you would think that Pao would at least regreddit :)"

"I don't understand why certain people don't get communist jokes All it takes is a little common sense."

"Never buy the first round cause that's when people care what they're drinking!"

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't brown your meat!!!"

"why do mexicans make refried beans? Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?"

"Two atoms walk into a bar. The first one turns to the other and says ""I think I've lost an electron!"" The second one goes ""Are you sure?"" To which the first one replies ""I'm positive."""