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Joke of the Day
"It should be legal to shoot people who speed up only to keep you from passing."
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"My first act as ruler of the universe would be changing the week to: Sunday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday."
"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."
"My long-term goal is to change the world, so I step on a lot of butterflies."
"Pornography is often frowned upon. But that's only because I'm concentrating."
"Can a match box? No, but glass can."
"What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot"
"I am constantly putting things where they don't belong, like the cereal in the fridge or my keys in the laundry or my faith in other people."
"Why did the man vomit after eating Middle Eastern food? It made his stomach falafel."
"My friend told me he holds a world record in quilt making I suspect his whole story is fabricated."