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Joke of the Day
"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."
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"2 muffins sitting in the oven. First one says ""Damn it's hot in here"". Second one says ""Oh shit! A talking muffin""."
"What was the car doing in the dressing room? Changing attire."
"I hope the all-female Ghostbusters reboot proves once and for all women are as equally out of ideas as men"
"Somewhere there's a cat named Pablo Picatso, and that's what keeps me going you guys."
"What do you call a man with no arms? Anything you want. He is 'armless"
"i wish i had a cute laugh but instead i sound like a dying seal"
"Man, my car is so fast, it could outrun a man combined with a horse ""You mean Centaur, right?"" Ohhh somebody went to college ooohh"
"Where is Macau? In m'field"
"What does a girl have in common with a camel? They both have a camel toe."