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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian guy with a great work ethic? Task Oriental."
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"Ok so I met this one guy who told me he lived in Paris. To make a long story short, he lived in Paris TX."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but the light bulb really has to want to change."
"What's half of a tuba? A oneba."
"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape"
"What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry ;-;)"
"Why was Mr. Strawberry sad? He was in a Jam."
"Called into work sick. My boss asked how sick I am... I said 'well I'm in bed with my sister'"
"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense"
"Hey baby I put the sex, in dyslexic ;)"