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Joke of the Day
"What's half of a tuba? A oneba."
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"What do you call it when you make sandwiches at a sleepover? Peanut butter and jammies!"
"Me: Goodnight moon Moon: night. Me: What? Moon: nothing. It's fine. Me: You're acting distant Moon: I'm 238,900 miles away"
"What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child? Lepre Kahn"
"Congratulations! You successfully delivered that bell with no chips or chunks of it breaking off. Please see us to receive your... No Bell Piece Prize"
"The Catholic Church has chosen its anthem Concerto for organ in a minor."
"HEY YOU! If you hadn't clicked this link you would be reading something else right now."
"I met this amazing girl while speed dating. We stayed up all night and day just talking and giggling and I guess speed will do that to you."
"I accidentally bumped pretty hard into what I think was a transgender woman Felt like a dick"
"I asked my adopted son the name of the workshop the DCF found him in. Build a bear"