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Joke of the Day
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."
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"Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away."
"How do you know when a blond is having a bad day? Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."
"Photographers are so violent. They'll frame you, shoot you, blow you up and then hang you."
"I recently purchased a teddy bear for 10 And named it Mohammed, then sold it for 20. My question is.....have I made a Prophet?"
"Spider Man, Spider Man Chillin' in his camper van Kickin' back, drinkin' booze head to toe in sweet tattoos Hang on That is not Spider Man"
"Me - I'm not in the mood to work today My bank account - you better GET in the mood"
"Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year"
"What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!"
"Neighbor A combination of horse and pig"