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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig making cookies? Bakin'!"
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"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""
"Build-A-Bear won't let you stuff your animal with asbestos or bees so what's the point"
"The cops came to my door to give me a ticket for a dog at large. They say he was chasing a kid on a bike. I said, ""that's not true, my dog can't ride a bike."""
"What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer"
"What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!"
"""Mommy, I don't want to see grandma today!"" ""Shut up and keep digging."""
"My Father always said ""You should fight fire with fire"" He didn't last long as a fireman."
"According to Einstein, ""Everything is relative."" Sort of like the marriages in Alabama."
"If I ever become a DJ, my name will be DJ Oriental Immigrant Because I lay down sick tracks"