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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pig making cookies? Bakin'!"

"[Dinosaur Rap Battle] We're gonna win this for sure! ""Wait, what kind of dinosaurs are we again?"" WE'RE RAPTORS! Jesus Christ Owen"

"What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The location of the dirtbag."

"Last night I had an orgy on a camping trip. It was fucking in tents!"

"Homework is like a penis.... its long and hard unless you're asian."

"*nervously adjusts fedora in Starbucks lineup I'll have uh, um, a mediu- I mean vanti, uh, mochacachito? Patrons: HE'S A FRAUD! GET HIM!!!"

"(NSFW) Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm... He walks up to his wife and says, ""This is the pig I've been fucking!"" Wife: ""That's a duck."" Guy: ""I was talking to the duck!"""

"Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr."

"I saved a bunch on my car insurance by making the switch.. To reverse and driving away from the accident"

"Why don't bees go to church? Because they are in sects."