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Joke of the Day
"Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr."
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"2010: Didn't jog 2011: Didn't jog 2012: Didn't jog 2013: Didn't jog 2014: Haven't jogged ~ This is a running joke"
"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? Nothing, she just made gagging noises"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what they're laced with but I've been tripping all day..."
"Have you seen the new Broadway production about the dictionary? It's a great play on words."
"My standards are so high they just recorded a reggae song."
"If you could choose between 1 billion dollars and world peace... What would the color of your new Lamborghini be?"
"My husband and I are trying to set up a new password for our computer. My husband puts, ""Mypenis,"" and I fall on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, ""Error. Not long enough."""
"Timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot your murder."
"What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma? People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold."