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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The location of the dirtbag."
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"What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants? Donald Trunk."
"Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile? Mohammed responded ""Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"""
"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"
"What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st? ""I am dismayed!"""
"My wife thinks I'm cheating on her. Because none of our kids look like her."
"I bet a lot of people have tried that ""See you next year!"" joke at the end of December but got proven wrong by dying in a DUI."
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta"
"What do you call a gay piece of bread? A faguette"
"There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious."