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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the sweat on you while you're having sex with your wife's sister? Relative humidity"

"I am realistically only 1 crossbow away from accidentally killing someone with a crossbow."

"Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas because he held up the whole world !"

"I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone that's not a professional wrestler."

"What do Swedish people put in their coffee? Artifical Swedeners"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitos from dying needlessly from AIDS. - Jimmy Carr"

"New York Yankees sign Adrian Peterson They were looking for a good switch hitter"

"I walked in on my girlfriend cheating. I don't know what I ever saw in her... ..well, except for another dude's penis."

"Life has taught me if you go to the store for milk and you're high, you won't buy milk. You will spend half your rent on hot pockets though."

"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell ( probably a repost, I laughed tho)"