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Joke of the Day
"What do Swedish people put in their coffee? Artifical Swedeners"
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"Has the passing of the holidays left you feeling alone in the world, unloved and depressed? Don't worry, Valentine's Day is coming right up!"
"The Native Americans used to trust the white man, now they have their reservations."
"Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7? Because they literally can't even."
"Two old men sitting on a porch... There is a dog licking himself in the front yard. One old man says to the other, ""Man, I wish I could do that."" The other replies, ""That dog would bite you."""
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks."
"After a night of drinking, John walks into a metal bar The music was great and he hooks up with a beautiful blonde. He awakes at the hospital with a mild concussion."
"Yesterday I told my aunt that DTF means ""Doing the Facebook"". Her daily posts are much more entertaining now."
"My friend thanked me for inviting him along to Fight Club. I replied ""Don't mention it."""
"What do you get when you cross the CIA with information about it? ****"