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Joke of the Day

"What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common? They both love The Wall"

"What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth? Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue."

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only 1/5th of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"Why did you cut me down, lumberjack? Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped."

"My retirement plan is to die young and broke."

"the scientific term for a group of cats gathered together in the wild is ""assholes"""

"Black lives matter Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."

"What do scientists say when they meet each other? Hydrogen Iodide"

"Got up at 6:30am today. Did some yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything."

"What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal? Sparkie."