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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Halloween for feminists? Triggertreat"
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"What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable? ...what's tomato with you?!"
"In my experience, cross-eyed employees are the best deterrent against shoplifting. You just can't be positive that they're not watching."
"Why don't bees go to church? Because they are in sects."
"Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker? He wrote ""1 + 0 = 0"" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out..."
"My husband needed more space... So I locked him outside"
"I have sex daily. I mean, dyslexia! Fcuk"
"Nobody in this neighborhood ever got along until we all hated your rooster."
"Listened to Korean Jazz the other day... It had two kinds of Seoul."
"Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I fell last night' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight hours.' The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?' 'I fell asleep!'"