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Joke of the Day

"Two WWE fans walk into a fight club They promptly get the shit beat out of them. Moral: Just because it's ""good"" entertainment does not mean an RKO will help you win a real fight"

"AA MEETING Chairman: Please, introduce yourself Eminem: Hi! My name is.. C: What? E: My name is.. C: Who? E: Hi! My name is.. C: Huh?"

"Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ? that's perfect !"

"I once left a love note on the wrong car, so yeah, you should totally trust me with important paperwork."

"I'm very serious about my cereal. I'm all about that Life."

"What is the fiercest animal in the savanna? The *itseems*. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems..."

"[special ops briefing] Leader: We're going in deep & hard in the middle of the night Me: I bet you say that to all the boys L: Get out"

"Why are fire engines red? You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!"

"Since the amazing rescue of the sailor found at sea after 66 days ........ ........... is there any news on the tiger, hyena, zebra and orangutan?"

"What did Walter White teach? Advanced methematics."