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Joke of the Day

"What is the fiercest animal in the savanna? The *itseems*. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems..."

"Cop: License and registration please. Me: Give me a second, I'm drunk. Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Me: No."

"I want to open a religious store called Mysterious Ways... ...just so I can watch God work."

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"

"What do you call a belt made of dollar bills? A waist of money."

"A scientist couple had identical twins... They named one Peter and the other one Control Group."

"Name the only animal that has An asshole in the middle of it's back. A police horse."

"You realize that Islam is a religion of peace right?? There's a piece of you here, a piece of you over here, another piece over there.."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Our grandchildren in 2060 ""Grandma, why did you look like a dog when you were a teen?"" I really hate that filter."