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Joke of the Day

"Since the amazing rescue of the sailor found at sea after 66 days ........ ........... is there any news on the tiger, hyena, zebra and orangutan?"

"They told me I had type A blood... But it was a Type O"

"What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino? Well hell-if-i-know!"

"I don't like coconut so I don't eat coconut. I don't follow coconut around criticizing its texture or taste or tweets or sense of humor."

"how many hitlers does it take to change a light bulb? nein edit: i dont know if this is posted before, it probably has but i thought of it myself, no hate :3"

"What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !"

"Anxiety is like..[doesn't finish the simile due to crippling self doubt and the worry that people will think badly of me]"

"I'm like Pac-Man because I travel in the dark to Dippin' Dots stands to eat them, all while getting chased by members of the Ku Klux Klan."

"Call a girl beautiful 1,000 times and they will never notice. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget. Because elephants never forget."

"How do Eskimos make things stick together? Igloo"