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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ? that's perfect !"

"I got fired from my office job for misunderstanding the meaning of 3 hole punch."

"Did you hear the one about the sidewalk? It's all over town!"

"A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer."

"What is better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)"

"How did the writer pop the question? He per-prosed"

"I know my limits. I don't pay any attention to them, but I know them."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between a sex doll and a store mannequin? Persistence."

"Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him."

"MAN: What are you doing? ME: [pointing gun at lake] Fishing MAN: No way will- SALMON: [walks out of lake with fins up]"