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Joke of the Day

"What rock group has four guys and no singers? Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day! http://i.imgur.com/N8LF0HU.png"

"How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? It's a little meteor."

"VALENTINE'S DAY PLAN: Go to the homes of all couples who Instagram pictures of fancy restaurants and rob them while they're eating dinner."

"""you look nice"" - sweet potato ""im so high"" - baked potato ""you suck!"" - roast potato ""what have I done"" - guy who made talking potatoes"

"A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ""Pint please, and one for the road."" "

"What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar? BalIslamic"

"Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing? He didn't want to get hippothermia."

"With all this media coverage about the clowns... I'll be so glad when the election is over."

"Never bang someone old enough to be your mom especially if you were adopted"

"My wife has her period so I suggested swimming, beach volleyball and a horseback ride. She told me to piss off. Commercials are misleading."