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Joke of the Day

"What rock group has four guys and no singers? Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day! http://i.imgur.com/N8LF0HU.png"

"Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two but the job never gets done --- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!"

"[first date] I had a great time. Not tonight, but I've had a great time before."

"I feel like trying new things in bed. Like getting up for instance."

"John Cusack will always have ""I didn't do my homework but I love you"" face."

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale"

"Q: Who is always your friend at school? A: Your princi-pal."

"What are caterpillars afraid of? Doggerpillars."

"[NSFW] Bill Cosby at a bar When you add rookies to a cosmopolitan it becomes a cosbypolitan"

"I put my slacks on just like everyone else, from a waterslide into the loving yet frighteningly powerful arms of my pet minotaur Ferdinand"