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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap... The psychiatrist said, ""I can clearly see your nuts."""

"Bar Joke An Irishman walks out of a bar"

"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."

"Apparently half of men have a problem with premature ejaculation The rest of us just don't think its a problem."

"You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it."

"What's the square root of 69? Eight something."

"I've just been to the hospital where the doctor told me my DNA was backwards. And?"

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar... ...it was tense."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number. Edit: I get it, this joke is just too far-fetched for you mainstreamers to understand."

"If you've never gotten out of the shower and dried off with paper towels, you probably do your laundry more often than I do."