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Joke of the Day
"Never bang someone old enough to be your mom especially if you were adopted"
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"What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious? Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target"
"I tried to kill a spider with glitter spray... Now it won't stop stripping and I have to call it cinnamon."
"Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner? Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines."
"Waiter: black pepper? Me: sure Waiter: say when Me: [remembering I have large investments in numerous peppercorn plantations] haha sure"
"What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars."
"White smoke, Pope, Black Smoke, Nope."
"The Past, the Present and the Future walk into a bar... It was *tense*."
"First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !"
"All the roles in Gravity were played by Martin Lawrence."