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Joke of the Day

"after a long day of respecting women I like 2 sit down and ponder how I'm goin 2 respect them the next day"

"What a gay guy's favorite type of medicine A Suppository."

"What's the deal with lampshades? If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it."

"Her: How would you describe that green sheep? Me: I don't know. Olive ewe? Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101"

"What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans? The quequeque"

"If you combined all the movies of Rob Schneider and made them into one single movie, it would be an extremely long movie."

"You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal."

"It's crazy how everyone sleeps differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on his back, and my ex sleeps with everyone."

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizzeria ""Make me one with everything."""

"Pouring one out for your homie is extra sad because first your friend died and now there's a mess."