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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a violent, racist organization of confused Mexicans? The quequeque"
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"I've got a joke. So the other day I found out I'm really bad at telling stories."
"Submarines are just hipster boats."
"Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving? The Redskins"
"It's my mom's personal mission in life to save me 20% on all my purchases by clipping out and giving me every coupon known to mankind."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? ...because they're ugly and they smell bad!"
"get away from the tree Dad: get away from that tree son! Son: why dad? Dad: it looks shady"
"People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time."
"50% of Asians have cataracts. The other 50% drive rinkins."
"I suffer from paranoia and procrastination. Everyone is out to get me, just not right now"