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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new Voat mobile app? It's called Reddit Was Fun."

"I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool."

"For sale: The entire Internet on 33,674,964,367 DVDs. Or without porn, on 54 DVDs."

"Sexist Joke: What does Big Foot, the tooth fairy, and a book full of female inventors have in common? None of them are real."

"Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."

"What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu? I, Robotussin."

"I'm not against half naked men. At least not as often as I'd like to be."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college? Bi-son"

"Ever hear that story of the guy who scaled a building with only suction cups? Well he certainly was a **pane** to catch!"

"Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."