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Joke of the Day

"Judge: how do you plead? Guy: well usually to my wife Judge: haha I feel ya brother, bailiff please fist-bump the defendant"

"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows."

"My phone never asks me to put my husband down."

"Front page of cnn.com features ""Cats that look like Hitler"". Just not enough other important stuff happening in the world, I guess."

"My uncle the rabbi only tips 10% And a I mean always! He does that shit religiously!"

"Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse? In the foliage."

"What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door? Triforce"

"What do you call lesbian eskimos? Klondykes"

"I'm having a hard time deciding which pillow I should buy. I'm going to sleep on it."