183460
Joke of the Day
"Why Russians never drive stick shift? They really hate Stalin"
Next Joke
 
"Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy? I heard everybody had a blast."
"How to Start an Argument On the Internet Step one: State your opinion Step two: Wait"
"How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb? both of them"
"Why do lambs go to casinos? They love to gambol."
"The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal."
"""Ten years ago, we had no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash!"" --cemeteries"
"I hate mosquitoes, they're like nature's version of a Jehovah's Witness.........."
"Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 70% water. I can walk on babies. I'm... In prison."
"Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries? Neitherthey prefer boysenberries."