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Joke of the Day
"Why Russians never drive stick shift? They really hate Stalin"
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"A fava bean was playing near a meat grinder Then his mother came and said, ""Stop that! You're making a foule out of yourself!"""
"#BREAKING Oscar Pistorius has today made a plea for clemency ahead of his sentencing in April Mr Pistorius claims he is not the first bloke to come home legless and put a few loads into his missus."
"there were two jalapenos sitting at the north pole then the one said ""is it just me or is the weather getting a bit chilli?"""
"Cinnabon got it right with the whole selling cinnamon rolls all day thing."
"Where does a fish keep it's money? The river bank."
"Awesome watch I got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it."
"When you're feeling down just remember you are unique Just like everyone else"
"Why do people from Finland who lack passports never win? ...they can't cross the Finnish line!"
"Sorry if you already know this one A Hipster, a vegan and a feminist walk into a bar... How do I know? They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes"