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Joke of the Day
"Yes, Firefox. I will abort the script but only to save the life of the web page."
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"It's like these people that have to shop at Goodwill don't even realize how lucky and trendy they are!"
"Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs..."
"What's the best defense against Britney Spears? Brooke Shields."
"""She sends things to strangers on the internet and no one even cares but she keeps doing it"" - my dad, explaining me on twitter to my aunt."
"I probably shouldn't have done ecstasy before work but oh my god the HR lady feels sooooo nice"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'eleph ino."
"If I were to open a dollar store in the UK, I'd call it Pound Town."
"Whenever I'm feeling too self-confident I'll find something in my hand I've just spent 15 minutes looking for."
"What do you call a union of writers? A writers' block"