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"IDGAF if you're black, white, yellow, brown or blue. Well, I do if you're blue, I'll stop and give you CPR if you're blue."

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"Flight attendant:""Would you like the chicken or the pasta?"" Me:""What would you suggest?"" Flight Attendant:""Eat before you get on the plane."""
"Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator? I don't know."
"Me: Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? ... CIA: They're*"
"Man died after crushing against a mirror Witnesses said: ""he saw it coming"""
"""Talent imitates, but genius steals."" bilbous."
"What is the best day to wear an asshat? Sunday, because it's so holy."
"What do you call a chicken drawing a sketch? Cock-A-Doodle-do!"
"Wisdom There comes a time in a man's life where he stops and askes himself ""Should I stick my penis in there?"""
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