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"*tucks an errant lock of my gynecologist's hair behind her ear with my toes*"
"*white girls at restaurant* *orders 5 course meal* *posts pictures of food onto Instagram* ""Check! We're done here"" *leaves without eating*"
"What do you call a capital lambda? A sheep-da"
"A friend of mine has been rushed to hospital, after eating a horse-burger. Apparently he is now in a stable condition."
"I just hit a duck with my car. Wasn't even in it. Incredible strength."
"How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail."
"Son: Are you going anywhere Dad? Dad: No, I'm going to Romania."
"I thought you were Russian... ...but it turns out you were just Stalin and Putin me off."
"The Tomato Pastor began his sermon to the Salad Congregation ""Lettuce pray"""