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Joke of the Day

"I'm writing a horror story. It's about a girl who forgets her headphones and her colleagues think it's ok to talk to her. So much blood."

"Why is 1 disapproving of 6? That one doesn't believe in six before marriage."

"Dear middle finger: thank you for always sticking up for me."

"Math proves girls are evil"

"How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic? Czechmate"

"Kim Kardashian was robbed of her jewellry in Paris. The robbers had a tip off that she had lots of booty."

"Wife-CAN YOU CLEAN UP? Me-*Quietly mutters- I don't work for you! 3-*runs out of room yelling- DADDY SAYS HE DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU!"

"If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented."

"Son your teacher called, she said you wrote ""AQUAMAN RULZ"" all over your math test. [sigh] First of all, Aquaman doesnt have any good powers"

"Computer technology used to be a lot tougher. Back when I was a teenager, mice had balls."