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Joke of the Day

"Wife-CAN YOU CLEAN UP? Me-*Quietly mutters- I don't work for you! 3-*runs out of room yelling- DADDY SAYS HE DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU!"

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!"

"People used to laugh at me when I said ""I want to be a comedian."" Well, nobody's laughing now."

"Codpieces aren't supposed to made out of fish? Crap! Hang on, then, I need to change."

"Artist: I love painting you. Times are tough. Model: Are you a starving artist? Artist: Kinda. *continues brushing butter on model*"

"What's the wisest kind of modeling putty? Play-toh."

"I once went to a blonde psychiatrist She blew my mind."

"Spent the day attempting crazy driving stunts because I forgot to read the fine print at the bottom of a car commercial."

"Racist jokes Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."

"I was thinking of opening up a new business... For teenage abortions called: Little miss conceptions"