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Joke of the Day
"Computer technology used to be a lot tougher. Back when I was a teenager, mice had balls."
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"I like the way your medication thinks."
"I asked Santa for something to wear and something to play with... He brought me a pair of trousers with holes in the pockets. Merry Christmas everyone!"
"Me and my GF split...she sais "" You never listen...."" Or something like that......."
"Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy? He didn't either."
"How do you tell the sex of an ant? Put it in a bucket of water. If it sinks you have a girl ant but if it floats you have a buoyant."
"Did You Hear About the Man who was Arrested for Possessing NaCl and an Electrical Source? He was arrested for a salt and battery!"
"Cut the shit, people who think I'm going to share my arm rest at the movie theater."
"What's a feminist's favourite school lesson? Triggernometry."