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Joke of the Day
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaeeeeyyyyy"
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"Dear Fork, I know we haven't spoken since I ran away with Dish, but I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon"
"I've never been to Prague... But I've always wanted to Czech it out!"
"When my large dog wants to sit beside me but my other slightly less large dog already is, he just sits on top of him"
"What do you call a guy with diarrhea who just had his father committed to the insane asylum? A crap happy chappy with a slap happy pappy."
"Ive got an idea for a Halloween party costume... I'll go only in my pants so when people ask what I'm whereing I'll say, "" Im premature ejaculation, so I just came in my pants."""
"Ironman is my favorite story about how sleep deprivation can make you a sarcastic, neurotic superhero without being a parent."
"Unexpected sex... ....is a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison."
"What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving."
"Chuck Norris... Walks up the elevator."