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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between the mailman and the priest? The mailman doesn't come on Sunday."
Next Joke
"I put my baby on the baby changing station in the bathroom and when I was done, it was the same baby. :-("
"Why don't women need a watch? There's a clock on the stove."
"Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face!"
"""LOYO!"" -Yoda"
"Shooting has started on a sequel to the movie Superman ""Man of steel"" to be titled ""Balls of Steel"" staring Felix Baumgartner"
"I don't always tell dad jokes... But when I do, he laughs."
"What did the boob say to the other? ""You're my breastfriend"" *Badumm Tits*"
"kids now have dating apps but back in my day we had to run through the city shirtless with a megaphone screaming ""why does no one want me"""
"How do you tell a real Ferrari from a fake one? You take a pocketknife and scrape off some of the paint on the hood. If it's a real Ferrari... someone will kick your ass."