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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't a chicken wear underwear? Because his pecker is on his face!"
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"I'd rather be an outlaw than an in-law."
"What's green and eats nuts... Syphilis."
"What did the duck say to the bartender put it on my bill"
"*waits for a sign* *dead bird falls from sky* *waits for another, better sign*"
"Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off."
"In the beginning God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. - Since then neither God nor Man has rested."
"I heard a pun about German sausages... But it was the wurst pun I've ever heard."
"I've had many traumatic experiences with Mexicans... I don' wanna taco 'bout it."
"We Found Love in a Swollen Face Chris Brown ft. Rihanna"