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"What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout? (Spoilers) Skull crushers"
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"[LPT] How to enable site-wide flair! * Log out of Reddit * Click Register * Enter your flair in the ""username"" section * Complete the registration! You're even given an additional Karma Point!TM"
"In Soviet Russia, the government own businesses. In Capitalist America, businesses own the government. *Insert edgy quotes"
"Why shouldn't you trust big cats? They are a bunch of lion cheetah pussies."
"The Church used to teach that all babies that die go to Limbo, but it was easy for them because they're so short."
"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strockin' Off"
"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw your laundry in!"
"My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out."
"What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner? Unlimited twerky"