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Joke of the Day
"(getting into a hot tub full of people) i guess we're making some people soup huh gang"
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"Overheard two doctors in the emergency ward They were discussing a patient who had arrived with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. Described his condition as stable."
"Her: *leaving seductively, slowly dragging fingertip across countertop* Mgr: What'd she want? Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts?"
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"I feel a sense of accomplishment when I keep a pen long enough for the ink to run out."
"Did you know that men are more successful than women in committing suicides? Ladies, can you gals do anything right?"