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Joke of the Day
"Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot."
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"Dark jokes Saturday: What is the most offensive brand name you can come up with? Winners get gold! My contribution: ""Auschwitz"" air freshener."
"Who's the best grammar Nazi? Adolf Hitler's grandmother."
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"Do you know what's really tiring../? ... being awake."
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"Is sure that at a certain point, you are going to need to come to terms with your retardation."
"You treat your body like a temple? That's nice. I treat mine like a whorehouse above a liquor store next to a motherfucking Taco Bell."