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Joke of the Day
"Who's the best grammar Nazi? Adolf Hitler's grandmother."
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"I made my summoner name 'jokeaboutaredditmoderator' on League of Legends The enemy team kept deleting me"
"(NSFW) Know how I know you're gay? Your dick tastes like shit"
"What present can you give to the woman who has everything? Antibiotics."
"Today I decided to burn some calories.. So I lit a fat kid on fire."
"My girlfriend has terrible eyesight... she's always accidentally sleeping with other guys. Poor girl."
"People assume when I yawn that I've lost interest in what they have to say but truth be told, I was never interested."
"The RAF will be doing a flypast over Buckingham Palace. Due to a lack of aircraft they'll be using the Easy-Jet from Gatwick to Barcelona."
"And the Lord said to John, 'Come forth, and you will receive eternal life' But John came fifth, and won a toaster."
"When does Eminem leave school? Aftermath"