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Joke of the Day

"Just donated blood. I hope whoever gets it likes wine."

"A beggar asked me if I had any pennies and so i unzipped myself and showed him my dick"

"Hey lady, did you know I'm a Pokemon? Because I Pikachu while you sleep."

"I know a guy named Bill who stuck his dick in penut butter. He was fucking nuts."

"I have a joke my life"

"I had lots of cheese but no crackers... I was cracka-lackin."

"What did Obama's dad say when his mom wanted anal? Well they don't call me ""Saddamy"" Hussein for nothing!"

"I cannot even tell you how huge my penis is Doctors have tried their most powerful microscopes to find it, with no success so far"

"What happens when you take the tea away from your guest? He's left there trying to ""guess"" what happened."

"What do you call someone who LOVES Wikipedia? A Wikipedophile!"