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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who LOVES Wikipedia? A Wikipedophile!"

"I went to a weiner emporium today... I never sausage a sight!"

"Jews spell their god's name ""YHWH"" ... ... because they're too cheap to 'buy a vowel'."

"[Airport security supervillain screening] AGENT: Spell 'haha' ME: OK, 'M',-- AGENT: ur under arrest"

"I just fake-went-to-the-bathroom to avoid someone. He followed me in. I don't think the pee noises I'm making with my mouth are working."

"""I need a boyfriend"" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty."

"The pessimist in me says 'the glass is half empty'... The optimist in me says 'at least it's whiskey'."

"Kinda rude the way this hedgehog is running away from me when I'm trying to stick cheese on his spikes."

"I lost the Sore Loser Award last night... It's okay. The guy who won really deserved it and there is always next year."

"There's no wrong answer until you answer differently than me."