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Joke of the Day

"I know a guy named Bill who stuck his dick in penut butter. He was fucking nuts."

"I know a few people who are the human version of an email missing the attachment."

"Personally, I think Lance Armstrong should keep his trophies and awards. Last time I rode a bike on drugs I ended up in my neighbors bushes"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Dont be silly, feminists cant change anything."

"I hate being bipolar... It's awesome!"

"Is ""drunk"" an emotion? Because if it is, I am feeling SUPER emotional right now...."

"Another Old Blonde Joke A brunette yells to a blonde across a river, ""Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?"" The blonde yells back ""You are on the other side!"""

"What did the tv say to the remote control? ""you turn me on"""

"Quick Joke # 3 Husband is praying before going to bed... Wife: What are you praying for? Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!"

"Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !"