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Joke of the Day
"I have a joke my life"
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"I have qualities of both Albert Einstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger Body of Einstein, brain of Schwarzenegger"
"Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O? Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma."
"How are hanging upside-down and getting a boner alike? All the blood goes to your head."
"The best things in life are free. Stealing is awesome."
"John Oliver ? that guy's so last week"
"For people who say ""nothing is impossible"", that's crazy. I've been successfully doing nothing for several years now."
"How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend to his parents? Meat patty"
"My boyfriend doesn't like when I give our neighbors nicknames like, ""Beard Man"" ""Jolly Girl"" and ""the one I slept with in 2009."""
"(Star Trek Related) What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax? Netflix and Trill!"