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Joke of the Day

"I have a joke my life"

"I heard they were gonna make a movie about Michael Jackson It was gonna be titled ""50 Shades of Black""."

"What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1"

"Naming yo dick 'Pain' for emo chicks cuz they are suckers for pain..."

"I just opened a new christian restaurant called ""The Lord Giveth"" We also do takeaway."

"The president of Iran visited Italy And all of the nude statues were covered during his visit. It was a precaution as they may have made his 9 year old wife uncomfortable."

"Do you know the difference between browsing Reddit and having sex? No? Well, keep on browsing Reddit."

"I went into a medical shop. ""Have you got anything for irritation?"" ""Yes,"" he said, ""But where exactly?"" I said, ""Fuck knows, you tell me. It's your shop."""

"What do you call someone with a successful life? Certainly not me."

"What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese."