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Joke of the Day
"I had lots of cheese but no crackers... I was cracka-lackin."
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"not a day goes by that i don't think about dying and then accidentally getting sent to squirrel heaven"
"You know why the Germans lost WWII? Because storm troopers always miss."
"Why does a milking stool have only three legs? Because the cow has the udder"
"How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb? I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!"
"My GPA is underwater I Guess you could say it's below C-level"
"Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly."
"Are we sure this new planet isn't just Pluto wearing a wig?"
"""Welcome to the jungle"" Thanks. ""We've got fun and games"" Cool. ""You're in the jungle"" We've established this ""You're gonna die!"" Wait what?"
"What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey? A Meringueutan"