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Joke of the Day

"I'm trying to potty train my son by leading by example, but the shit I just took totally overflowed his potty chair."

"What do valley girls drink? Soo-Duhh!"

"Who the hell called it 69ing... Instead of cuddlingus."

"How do you find a blind man in a strip club? It isn't hard"

"cop: ""you kinda look like one that's all"" me: ""in no way am i a pirate"" cop: ""hmm, are you sure?"" parrot on my shoulder: ""did he stutter?"""

"Hitting a bullseye requires a lot of practice, good aim, and running from angry, blind bulls."

"Some people like to stir the pot... ...I prefer to smoke it."

"What do a Boston Marathon runner and Hitler have in common? Neither can finish a race."

"What's thr difference between the chinese and racism? Racism has many faces."

"Hey white people, which filter are we using this year to Instagram the Pumpkin Spice Latte?"