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Joke of the Day
"Who the hell called it 69ing... Instead of cuddlingus."
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"I just got a new job working for R.E.M. . . . I'm expecting a generous Michael Stipend."
"If a woman sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut. But if a guy does the same thing, then he's gay."
"Will trump get a second term? Does it look like I have 2020 vision?"
"Contest in Girls College About Sex and Mystery Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story: ""Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."""
"You say you don't eat a lot of fast food but it kinda looks a little like you do."
"It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years"
"Make new friends by waking up strangers with forehead kisses after they've fallen asleep on the train."
"I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day. Big mistake."
"Apple invented a new app, Asians love it. Introducing the iOpener."